- Stef: Boys don't have boobs. Where are you supposed to put your hands when you're kissing them?
- Me: I legit don't know.
- Stef: I don't even know how a penis works. I'm not even being funny, I'm being serious.
- Me: Me too. I don't even know what one looks like in real life. I wouldn't know what to do with it.
- Stef: I'd cry.
